I wanted to write about San Diego… and then I got really fucking lazy. So here’s a list of things I’ve done so far:

• Biked around Coronado Island/snooped on a Naval base while they probably snooped on me
• Went in the ocean (March, 64 degrees, cloudy)
• Ate Mexican food (2x)
• Stayed in a hottub too long and got really dizzy, ended up sleeping for three hours
• Went to the San Diego Zoo, saw a baby panda, some big cats, crazy baboons, depressed elephants
• Went in the ocean again, slightly warmer
• Constantly seeing tons of helicopters looking for drug runners in the ocean (it’s a thing)
• Constantly seeing navy people running on the beach, constantly winking at them

Tomorrow:

• Hopefully seeing Mulholland Drive
• Taking Christina out to dinner
• Doing all the other L.A. tourist shit
• I’m excited